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Steven Leckert on Wired published a list of top movie spoilers - look away now, if you don't want to spoil the ending.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler Alert!

  • Vader is Luke's dad -- The Empire Strikes Back
  • Rosebud was his sledge -- Citizen Kane
  • She's her sister and her daughter -- Chinatown
  • Norman is the killer (dressed as his mother) -- Psycho
  • Verbal is Keyser Sze -- The Usual Suspects
  • Doc is dead -- The Sixth Sense
  • They're on Earth, in the future -- Planet of the Apes
  • Dog gets put down -- Old Yeller
  • Soylent Green is people! -- Soylent Green
  • He dumps her -- Gone With the Wind
  • Reality is a simulation and the machines are using humans for energy -- The Matrix
  • Husband is in on it -- Rosemary's Baby
  • She is a he -- The Crying Game
  • Dave disconnects HAL -- 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Split personality (Spacey and Pitt are the same person) -- Fight Club
  • Citizens paint town red -- High Plains Drifter
  • Wife's head is in the box -- Se7en
  • Maggie shot Mr. Burns -- The Simpsons
  • Mistress shot J. R. -- Dallas
  • Laura Palmer's father did it -- Twin Peaks
  • Double suicide -- Romeo and Juliet
  • 42 -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (not really a spoiler because we still don't know the question)
  • The boys get rescued -- Lord of the Flies
  • Whale destroys boat, lives -- Moby Dick
  • Shark destroys boat, dies (but has baby, see Jaws 2) -- Jaws
  • He buries himself -- The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • Gatsby is murdered (not so great now) -- The Great Gatsby
  • A-P-P-L-E -- The Da Vinci Code (Yaaaaaaawwwwwn)
  • John commits suicide -- Brave New World
  • Burned books are memorized -- Fahrenheit 451
  • Mark Felt is Deep Throat -- Watergate
  • Greek soldiers in horse -- The Trojan War
  • Samus Aran is a woman -- Metroid
  • Prisoner is saved (phew!) -- The Pit and the Pendulum
  • She's an actress -- Lonelygirl15
  • They're all in on it -- Murder on the Orient Express
  • Mullholland Drive -- Who knows?
  • Eraserhead -- Ditto
  • There is no Santa -- Christmas

- Adapted from Steven Leckart's original piece